Happy Christmas (I think?)


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Posted by Adam Quinan on December 25, 2002 at 01:55:18 from 66.185.85.76 user Adam.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make your country great, (not to imply that your country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,or sexual preference of the wishee.
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By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Notice: The above, which may, or may not be, a message, does not, and is not intended to be, a recommendation from the firm of Marley, Scrooge and Cratchit, to have, or not to have, a happy, or any other kind, of holiday, or which one to have, or not to have. Such advice can only be given by a licensed spiritual professional, or ghost. MS&C are not, and will not be held liable for damages arising from people having, or attempting to have, or not having, or attempting to not have, a happy holiday.



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