Posted by Peter Hyland on November 07, 2003 at 00:41:37 from 213.122.129.112 user Peter_H.
In Reply to: Re: Ultimate Shortened Stories posted by Robert Hill on November 06, 2003 at 22:51:57:
'Here . . . I say . . . No . . . That's not me . . .'
'Mr Welkar . . . Mr Regor Welkar . . .'
The dyslexic porter was going from door to door all down the train. 'Oh, the hell with it - take this pigeon to the RSPCA.'