Posted by Jock on May 18, 2006 at 14:52:05 from 86.135.191.222 user Jock.
In Reply to: Re: AR-related Politics (was HELP Re: posted by RichardG on May 18, 2006 at 14:04:35:
How do you go about annoying people about fishing ?
APPARATUS
1 x Thames Skiff
2 x Sculls (oars!)
1 x Rower
1 x Cox (Steersperson)
1 x Rudder (should project below bottom of boat)
1 x Fisherperson
METHOD
Proceed quietly down narrow side channel preferably overhung with weeping willows.
Sooner or later you will come across self-hypnotised fisherperson with line across channel.
Whatever you do the rudder will almost inevitably snag the fishing line and shortly afterwards the line will break.
HEALTH AND SAFETY
On no account should your cox make disparaging remarks like, "That's one for the fish!" or "Fisherpersons should be fed depleted uranium." It is sufficient to wear a slightly superior expression and to row away smartly.