Posted by Jock on July 23, 2006 at 10:16:34 from 87.105.81.146 user Jock.
In Reply to: Re: What book? (PleaseRe: Invented language ) posted by Peter Roche on July 23, 2006 at 09:45:33:
"Ladies and Gentlemen".
"In the left corner, Captain Pugwash's assistant. He doesn't know what "The Black Pig" is. He is the world heavy-weight champion in the Deleted Tarboard Posts League. He has been awarded the unique double distinction by TARS of being both persona non grata and officially out-of-bounds. He has built his own gunship the TNRP "Turnip" and takes pot shots at whatever and whoever takes his fancy."
"In the right corner "Honest Injun Jock". He can't spell. Is the world's runner up in the Deleted Tarboard Posts League. Friend to all stray cats and all those who come under fire on Tarboard. Currently doing research for a PhD thesis, "The influence of alchohol and tobacco on the creative work of Arthur Ransome". Fascinated by the question as to what AR would have thought of the mess that we are making of the world today."
"Now take your pick. Who would you rather believe?"