Posted by Andrew Craig-Bennett on May 01, 2007 at 21:42:42 from 195.93.21.70 user ACB.
In Reply to: Hagar the horrible posted by David Bamford on May 01, 2007 at 09:12:21:
I've been happily married to the mother of my children for several years, but I've been wed to a drop dead gorgeous, most definitely high maintenance, boat, for a great deal longer.
Rather like The Portrait of Dorian Gray in reverse, the boat seems to get a little younger each year, whilst her owner ages, although she is fifteen years older than me.
I am not allowed to sell her; neither my family nor my friends will hear of such a thing. And I very strongly suspect that she saw me coming, twenty three years ago.