Posted by Johnny Broadbeans on April 11, 2000 at 12:32:13 from 194.119.150.193:
I really must tell you all this cracking joke. I went to see Mumsy after Mother's Day and she said, "I've spread out that jigsaw of a chicken you gave me. It's all over the dining-room table, but I'm getting nowhere with it." I said, "Mum, that was a box of Kellogg's cornflakes I gave you!"
Appropriate-ishness factor: 2