Re: Christmas for Swallows and Amazons


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Posted by Ross Cossar on December 24, 2004 at 17:44:54 from 216.168.109.177 user rlcossar.

In Reply to: Re: Christmas for Swallows and Amazons posted by Geoff Emerson on December 24, 2004 at 09:13:22:

Happy Christmas to all. I'm attaching a note from Adam for any who might be concerned about the tone ofmy sentance.

Subject: A very politically correct message for the next few days
>
>
> > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for
> > an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> > non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday,
> > practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion
> > of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the
> > religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice
> > not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a
> fiscally
> > successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition
> > of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not
without
> > due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
> > contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to
> imply
> > that this country is necessarily greater than any other country), and
> > without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious
> > faith, choice of computer platform,or sexual preference of the wishee.
> > __________________________________________
> > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting
> is
> > subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
> > alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
> to
> > actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
> void
> > where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
> > wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> > application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
> issuance
> > of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
> >
> > Notice: The above, which may, or may not be, a message, does not, and
is
> > not intended to be, a recommendation from the firm of Marley, Scrooge
and
> > Cratchit, to have, or not to have, a happy, or any other kind, of
holiday,
> > or which one to have, or not to have. Such advice can only be given by a
> > licensed spiritual professional, or ghost. MS&C are not, and will not be
> > held liable for damages arising from people having, or attempting to
have,
> > or not having, or attempting to not have, a happy holiday.
> >
> >
> >
> > Adam Quinan



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