Posted by Johnny Broadhead on 11/02/99 from 194.119.150.193:
Tee, hee, Sam! Reminds me of the story of the fan who typed a note to goon Harry Secombe, asking for a singed photo. He got one - carefully charred around the perimeter. The fan wrote back complaining that he had got the pic but it was badly signed around the edges. Ah, well...it seemed funny when I started to type this.